Another Bright Idea

Last night, as I was cruising down the freeway on my way back to the cities, yet another antsy city slicker got right up on my tail as I was passing a semi truck. I started thinking about what he must be thinking of me, and it didn't slip my attention that my car has a rounded front, in keeping with the 90s, but the back is squared off like a battle wagon from the 60s or 70s. I appreciate this feature, because it looks intimidating. That pointed my mind toward demolition derbies. And then my latest great idea was born. I wonder if I could reduce tailgaters by applying the following to a prominent location on the back of my car:



p.s. For those who don't know, I really am a demolition derby veteran. 2003.