Cyborg Robot Squirrel Romance

Out in the hallway I said, "Hello,"
"The dance is this friday,
do you want to go?"
"Probably not," she promptly replied
"But kudos for asking, you're such an nice guy"
I should have known I'd end up alone
watching my star wars box trilogy

But here is the truth
if she only knew
that i've got a secret she'd never believe
This girl doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
with a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland
and she'll never know that we could take over the world
with cyborg robot squirrels

-Thank you, Eleventyseven, for making my week with this song.
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