1/08/2012

Disk Busters- No Myths Here!

Yesterday I was given the job (and pleasure) of destroying a bunch of old 3 1/2" floppy disks. You know, the type that went with your Apple 2+. I distinctly remember when those things went out of style. It happened in the course of about a month. One month I had two boxes full of lost disks in the computer lab where I worked, and the next month... I still had two boxes full of lost disks. The difference was, nobody was asking for them anymore. Instead everybody was wandering around with these magical little thumb drive thingies that cost $20 for 500 MB.  Pretty soon I had two boxes of lost disks AND a box of lost magical thumb drive thingies.

But that is neither here nor there. The point is, I was asked to dispose of these disks in the easiest way possible that would nevertheless make sure that nobody could get at whatever information may have been on them. I was going to use a supermagnet but I didn't find one, so I went with the next best option- mutilation by hand.

This method was slower and less efficient but exponentially more fun. In the process I also discovered that not all floppies were made alike. Some brands were much better than others. Sony was obnoxiously difficult to destroy, while cheapo Memorex disks shattered into delightful splinters with minor provocation. Here, in ascending order, I have rated the disks on destructibility:

3M
score: 1/10
very tough and hard to break. The glue that holds the magnetic disk to the center hub was strong as well, to the point that I sometimes ripped the disk trying to remove the hub.

SONY
score: 2/10
Also very tough to break. The plastic was more brittle than 3M but it was thick enough that I had to bend it really far in order to make it snap. The glue was very strong.

VERBATIM
score: 3/10
The plastic was very similar to that of 3M but perhaps slightly more brittle. The glue was strong.

MEMOREX
score: 3/10
The plastic was identical to that of 3M- a real beast to open sometimes. The center glue was weaker though, making it easier to remove the hub.

IBM
score: 5/10
The plastic is thin, flimsy garbage that shatters easily. The hub glue was strong.

NO-NAME DISKS
score:6/10
They shatter nicely and the strength of the glue tends to be less than impressive.

MEMOREX COOL DISK
score: 9/10
This is the ultimate destructive experience! A simple twist sends cracks all through the diskette. A violent wrench makes it shatter into fragments. How, you ask, can anything be more destructable?

FUJIFILM
score: 10/10
The plastic is fragile, but no more so than IBM. What makes this one so scandalously weak? The glue- or lack thereof- is what really sets this disk apart. I am quite certain that some of the magnetic disks had fallen off of the hubs before I ever even touched them!

1/05/2012

Village

I'm off on another hairy adventure tomorrow morning so I figured I had better post some pictures from my last one before I go. Undocumented adventures are adventures that have not yet been milked for all they are worth, and it would be a shame to not milk a good adventure.

However, if I try to organize it into a neat, logical, chronological story I will never get it posted at all. So here, in no particular order, is an abbreviated account of my saga:

The ride down was 15 hours long. The beginning of our trip consisted of weaving through black people dressed in black and wandering along crowded city streets in the dark. The end of our tripped consisted of bouncing along for 3 hours in the middle of wilderness, trying to guess the depth of the gullies and holes in front of the truck by how long it took our headlights to illuminate the bottom.  This picture was taken about 2/3 of the way into the journey, when we first began to see mountains. You will notice that we are driving on the wrong side of the road. If you look in the lower right-hand corner you'll see a sizable pothole. A significant stretch of the journey was on road like this. Fortunately it was a weekend and there was not much traffic. Weaving across the road is more exciting when massive trucks are coming at you from the opposite direction!
 Here is where we stayed. The center building is the kitchen, dining room, and general hangout. The huts around the perimeter are individual rooms.

I stayed in the hut on the left. My coworker is sitting in her doorway to read because the power didn't come on until 6:30 at night.

Here was my front door. The stone hopping went pretty smoothly as long as I wasn't carrying anything or it wasn't dark or I wasn't too sleepy.

Here is my room. On the right is an extra bed frame. It was uninhabited for the first day or two. Then my friend P moved in with me when he arrived from town. The window looks like it is covered with cloth. That's because it is. Not the most secure, but it did keep the mosquitoes out.

Here was the sink and shower in my hut. I am guessing that at one point there was running water, but no longer. I showered by dipping the small brown bucket into the large blue one on the floor and pouring it over myself. The bucket served as my faucet also. The water in the bucket was super frigid in the mornings. Our African friends taught us to draw water from the nearby well in the morning. Because it was in the ground all night it was much warmer.
The toilet was in a separate hut. We flushed it by pouring water into the toilet bowl from the barrel in the corner.

It was truly a beautiful area. I spent most of my free time wandering the hills and taking pictures. Here you can see my friend N riding up the trail on his motorcycle.

The village is nestled into the most hilly part of the country. Even though it hadn't rained in several months all of the trees were still a lush green.


One of the things I really appreciated about the village was the dark night sky. I love stargazing, so whenever I get out of the city I take full advantage of clear nights. I think the moon was tinted red because of all the dust in the air.
I am not sure which planet this. Somebody want to help me out?
Here it is again, in the middle of a starfield. It's fascinating to be so much closer to the equator. I can see the Southern Cross and other constellations that I never saw back home.
Moonlight silhouettes... so pretty!


Early one morning I got up and climbed the "mountain" behind my hut. It wasn't terribly tall but I found it to be much steeper than I had expected. I had to switch from walking to moving along on all fours, and soon I was doing more climbing than hiking. Unfortunately the rock face was covered with loose gravel, and dry grass was growing on top of that. The combination made it very difficult to keep my footing. When my feet slipped I would try to grab at the grass but it would pull out and I would start sliding down the hill. I had to move slowly and carefully, keeping my center of gravity as close to the hill as possible.
It was a bit of work but totally worth it. The dust and clouds kept the sun hidden until about half an hour after sunrise, so even though I got a late start I was able to get into a good position before the sun appeared.
The valley was criss-crossed with miniature smoke clouds from dozens of cooking fires.

At last the sun came out!


Far below you can see the village, with the church on the outskirts.
Here is another picture of the church, taken from a closer hill during some down time on the second day.

Guys in discussion under a tree. In the heat of the day, the shade of a large tree like this is a welcome comfort.



My word, there were some cute kids there!


This is too cool! A John Deere and a Case sitting next to a hut. When I was little I had a model tractor just like that John Deere. It is surprising, the things you find in a village like that. At one point we realized that we had forgotten some important documents. We wandered into the village and asked around to see if anyone had a computer. We ended up at a hospital, where a friendly young nurse said that yes, he had a computer that he ran off of the solar panels at the hospital and he also had dial-up wireless internet that he pulled from the nearby cell phone tower. So we had our friend in the city email the documents to this our new friend. We then when to a local government center to ask the man there if we could use his printer (it was the only printer in the village, as far as the nurse knew). The man went into his office and came out with an HP inkjet in his arms. So we carried that back to the hospital and hooked it up. Unfortunately our friend the nurse couldn't get his little laptop to connect to connect to the wireless modem, so we couldn't install the driver for the printer. Off he went to borrow a computer from one of his coworkers and soon he returned with a beautiful, big laptop. Unfortunately, it was all in Portuguese. He said that if I could figure out how to change the language to French that would be wonderful because the owner of the computer doesn't speak Portuguese- it was a gift from his father-in-law in Brazil.  Sadly for the owner, and also for us, I couldn't figure out how to change the language.
I popped in the DVD and started clicking through the menus, choosing whatever option struck my fancy because I had no clue what the buttons said.  That may be part of why it took nearly an hour to install the driver. The other cause was probably the fact that the poor Fujitsu was made to run XP and somebody had installed Windows 7. It was probably also crawling with viruses. But finally, finally, we got the printer installed and could print off our three sheets of paper. It had taken us 2 days, 2 laptops, 2 wireless modems, one printer, one nurse, and one government official, but we finally got it done!

This is one of the pastors from a nearby village. He is playing a traditional instrument called an item. Instead of having a reverberation chamber built in like a guitar or violin, you use your mouth as the reverberation chamber and open or close your lips to change the pitch.
On one of the first nights there they were burning away the grass around the huts to keep away the snakes. We took pictures in the fire, little knowing what was about to happen...

On the second to last day there a wildfire broke out on the hill that I had climbed earlier. In a couple of hours it was a serious threat to the huts at the foot of the hill, including the ones in which we were staying.


Fortunately the people have lots of experience with wildfires. Every year there are nearly 9 months of no rainfall so wildfires are almost an annual event. Here the boys are beating out the fire as it approaches a hay field.
Soon the fire was under control. Life went on as usual in the huts nearby.

Something about this hut reminded me of Hobbiton.




This building is much more strange. I was told that a rich Frenchman built it for his wife but she never actually came to see it. So there it sits, right on the edge of the city soccer field.
Dusty roads, take me home... this picture was taken on the way back home. There was lots of dust and several more grass fires. Between the two it was a very hazy morning.
We saw tons of animals, mainly birds, monkeys, and baboons.
Isn't the little one cute?




What a handsome baboon!
We saw a lot of these birds on the road. We realized that the wildfires were chasing them away from their nests. It was pretty sad actually.

There were lots of other small adventures, and one major one- a flat tire. But it's already 10:00 and I haven't started packing for my next trip, so I'll have to save that for another day.

1/01/2012

Happy New Year!

 I had a bunch of vacation days left at the end of the year and they don't roll over to the following year so I took off the entire week between Christmas and New Years. I spent a majority of my time by myself, just relaxing and catching up on things and chilling out. It might sound bad but it was really nice.

All the same, I was ready for some sort of social life and this weekend was a delightful change of gears. Exhausting, but delightful. Friday night was our bi-monthly Bible study; we dug through Isaiah 55 and some interesting conversations resulted. Afterward I chatted with my friend L until she couldn't stay awake anymore (I have that effect sometimes), and then I chatted with S until 11:30. Meanwhile another of our friends was supposed to have arrived at the airport at 10:45 and we hadn't heard from her. I drove home and got online, and between S and I we managed to figure out that her flight wouldn't be coming in until after 1:45 AM. Fortunately it landed early and by 2:00 she was on center, I had helped her carry her bags to her apartment, and I could go to bed.

For New Year's Eve I had been invited by some friends in another organization to go hang out with them. The two guys who invited me said they needed company because there were half a dozen girls and just the two of them. When I got there my friend JM said, "Well, this is crazier than we thought. We just had 10 Germans show up." It turned out he was slightly off. What we had was 4 Germans (3 girls and a guy), 3 English guys, a guy and a girl from Northern Ireland, and a girl from California. Everybody else (the previously mentioned half dozen girls and two guys) was American.

We had a rollicking good international time. This crowd was crammed into an apartment that was clearly built for two. It was pretty tight when we were all standing around talking. It was even more tight when we started line dancing in the kitchen/dining area. Eventually we went up to the roof, which was slightly larger and considerably cooler. Much cooler. We had to start a fire to stay warm, which was absolutely lovely. There is something about fires that inspires fellowship and worship songs, so we had plenty of both.

All during the evening... let me back up. All of this past week, there have been fireworks. Not a lot, but every couple of minutes you would hear a bang. On New Year's Eve the fireworks started with considerable regularity about half an hour before dark. As I walked to the party fireworks were constantly exploding nearby and it was only 8:00. All during our festivities and worship we had a constant backdrop of scattered fireworks.

At 11:50 we started praying but our clocks must have been 5 minutes off (or the rest of the city wasn't very patient) and at 11:55 the whole sky went crazy. We were on a 4th story roof so we could see all of the fireworks for a considerable distance. From midnight to 12:15 or so we were surrounded by 360˚ of constant fireworks. I don't think any of them were professional shows, just thousands of different people launching massive arsenals off of their roofs. It wasn't just small fireworks either; there were lots of large, beautiful bursts.

We had a small arsenal of our own, which the guys blasted out of a homemade launcher made of Pringles cans taped together. I contributed the most dangerous stunt of the night. I attempted to launch a tin can with a firecracker but I didn't realize that it was a firecracker that would go off 4 times rather than just once. Well, the can launched all right- all over the rooftop! Fortunately it didn't hit anybody, which is somewhat amazing considering how many people we had in a small space.

The fireworks continued late into the night, as did our conversation. We finally went back down to the apartment and started cleaning up at about 2:00. As we were parting ways we discussed church. Several people said that they were planning to go to the international church at 10:00 this morning but nobody sounded very sure if they would make it. By the time I got back home and to bed it was after 3 A.M.

Contrary to my expectations, I was wide awake at 8:30.  45 minutes later I had put on a couple layers of clothing (it was chilly all weekend!) and mounted my bike. I had never ridden to this church before but I managed to find it without too much difficulty and I was plenty early. To my surprise, every single one of my friends showed up. It surprised the rest of the church too. We increased the size of the congregation by a third this morning.

The sermon was amazing. The pastor talked about how an attitude of gratitude is the soil which is necessary for the gifts of the Holy Spirit to grow. It was exactly what I needed to hear and it answered some of my unresolved questions from Friday night.

Afterward everybody wanted to go downtown for lunch. Well... I couldn't take my bike in a taxi, so I rode it downtown. Hold on, let me check the most useful site of all times, gmap-pedometer.com... Okay, from my apartment to church was 4 miles. After church I rode 6 miles into downtown to meet them at the restaurant for lunch and more fellowship.

Afterward we planned to all go to our respective homes and take a nap, then meet up at 4:30 to play some games. They went off in their taxis and I took off on my bike. Unfortunately, I get easily turned around downtown. Normally I carry a compass, but since I wasn't planning this little excursion I didn't have it along. Because it was still early afternoon the sun was mainly overhead and I wasn't sure how much to the south it would be at this time of year. It was also cloudy. So the sun wasn't much help.

Long story short, I got good and lost. I rode to the top of a hill (I didn't even know there WERE hills in this town) and then ran into a dead end. I rode partway back down, tried some side streets, rode all over the neighborhood, and ended up back in the same place. I backtracked halfway to the restaurant, launched off in a new direction, and eventually ran into the ocean. Running into the ocean had been my goal, but this was the wrong ocean. Well, okay, it's the same ocean, but the city is on a peninsula and I was on the wrong side of the peninsula.

At least I finally knew where I was, more or less. I headed homeward and was doing really well for several miles. Then, as I was about to cross a road, the idea suddenly struck me that I should turn left. I wasn't sure, but I gave it a shot. Two blocks later I ended up back in the neighborhood where my friends live. WELL.... It is a half hour ride from their neighborhood to mine, and by this point it was nearly 3:00. I was really tired. I estimate that I had biked 17 1/2 miles by that point in the day. I had actually walked a little while after getting lost because my muscles were cramping up from all of the biking. I haven't biked in months. So I called my friends (the guys, not the girls) and asked if I could crash on their floor until games started. They graciously invited me over.

They timed the napping well because the call to prayer started at about 4:15 and I don't think I could have slept through if I had tried- the mosque was just next door. Once everybody was more or less awake we played several rousing games of Catch Phrase and then Apples to Apples. That took us well into the evening. At 8:00 people were feeling hungry so they made plans to go get take-out pizza and then meet up for a movie. That's the point at which I said farewell. They can be young and cazy; I need to work tomorrow. I also needed to bike home and I didn't want to go through certain risky neighborhoods late at night.

So off I went on my last 4 miles of the day.  Unfortunately, 3 miles into the ride my bike broke. The pedals turned but the wheels didn't. It was like one of those funny motorized bikes where the bicycle moves without the pedals turning, except the opposite. It's considerably less effective that way.

I thought about making a detour and dropping the broken bicycle at S&S's apartment but I know they don't really have a good place to put it because I used to live there. So I walked the bicycle for the last mile.

So here I am, safe and sound, happy and tired. With all of the late nights and crazy bike rides I may have undone my entire week of sleeping in and taking naps, but I sure had fun doing it. I haven't been around that many college-age believers in a looong time. I realize now how much I miss that environment.

And I'm happy to be back in my apartment, ready to sign off and get some sleep. Work starts tomorrow, 8 AM, and at last I feel ready for it.

P.S. As I write this at 11:00 at night on the 1st, somebody out there is STILL shooting off fireworks!
P.P.S. I did get some video of the fireworks. I'll upload them to YouTube... sometime. Not tonight. With our internet connection it takes forever.